Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Cowzilla



So the other day at the office I was discussing Godzilla: Final Wars with a colleague. In the film a giant lobster monster is defeated by a group of super powered mutants. Quite naturally, the conversation turned to the thought of all of this amazing lobster meat waiting to be eaten. I was concerned that they may not have enough butter to dip the succulent crustacean flesh into… I speculated that the great minds at Toho would come up with a giant cow to generate all of that butter. How do you make a cow of such an enormous size? The same way you make anything big in a Toho film… use Godzilla DNA!

10 comments:

Tom Moon said...

Cheese! That monster udder is dairy scary; makes my stomach churn. A butter concept I haven't seen in a while!

rickart said...

Oh boy, you milked that one for everything it's worth! I think you're spreading it on pretty thick.

Tom Moon said...

I just skimmed the surface. I kowtow to your supreme concepting talent. No bull.

Mr Goodson said...

Chewing my cud thinking about it. All my ideas pail against you two.

Great Creature idea. For the first time as a long time fan of Giant Japanese Monsters, I'm thinking about the problem of giant monster poop.

Tom Moon said...

Now that's funny Ellis. Of course that would be a problem. Why hasn't anybody thought about that before?

rickart said...

Of course they have... haven't you've ever heard of radioactive waste?

Kali Fontecchio said...
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Kali Fontecchio said...

"!!!!" - is my response!

rickart said...

Is that good or bad?

Tom Moon said...

Ha ha! Good one Rick!