http://clientsfromhell.net/
This web site is a collection of stories from free-lance artists and graphic designers all about their worst experiences with clients.
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Client: Can you make this blue redder?
Me: Like, purple?
Client: No. A red blue. Or even a blue red. Are you
colour blind?
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Client: I would like for you to make a simpler version of the logo for my business. What do you think of the logo I sent you?
Me: It’s too busy. It looks like a mural. When creating a logo, you want something simple. Simplicity sells. I’ll create a better version for you.
Client: Okay, thanks.
Make it simple!
After spending 2 weeks creating the new logo…
Client: I saw the logo. But I think I want to use the original one. I wanted you to keep everything in it, but make it simple.
Me: I don’t understand how that’s possible.
Client: Are you saying that because you don’t know how to draw?
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Client: So the reason you stopped updating the website is because I didn’t pay you your three months of outstanding maintenance invoices?
Me: I could have also suspended your account, but I kept it running
out of courtesy for your business.
Client: But there’s been no work done to the website since two months ago - why should I pay you when you haven’t done anything since I stopped paying you?
Me: Please, just take a second to think about that.
Client: I don’t know, it seems like you’re only motivated by money.